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发表于 2009-7-24 15:26:55
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New Tax
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New TaxThe only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time Cheap WoW gold is hanging around unemlpoyed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time massage shanghai is in the hole. On top of that, java has two dependents and they are both nuts.Effective January 1st, 2004 your penis will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows:10"- 12" Luxury Tax..........$30.00 8"- 10" Pole World of warcraft gold.............$25.00 5"- 8" Privilege Tax.........$15.00 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax..........$3.00Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!Sincerely, Pecker Checker IRSWe are still waiting for answers for the following questions:- Are there penalties for early withdrawals? - What if one's penis is self employed? - Do multiple partners count as a corporation? - Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes? - Is WoW gold an additional tax if you are not circumcised? |
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